1. richwhitelesbian:

    hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

    (via generalbooty)

     
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  3. it’d be really cool though if my parents decided at all to help me with furnishing my apartment tho

     

  4. i think to make things work, to really make ends meet at this point, i either need to off myself or win the lottery

    Tagged #suicide tw
     

  5. vaelkyrie:

    thebadpunqueen:

    michaelaisradashell:

    the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

    um can you not?

    are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

    (via generalbooty)

     
  6. merylstreeptease:

    i bet dermatologists hate him

    (Source: langsettte, via generalbooty)

     

  7. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    on the internet:

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    in real life:

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    (via generalbooty)

     

  8. jerryspringers:

    when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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    (via generalbooty)

     
  9. kaminas-spirit:

    House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

    (via generalbooty)

     

  10. Anonymous said: you are clearly Too Skinny for your girlfriend. also you're a nerd and stuff idk anon hate is hard and no one else will live up to Kurt anyway. (Also, Kurtis is cooler than you. does that work???)

    I am adoring the fact that I got bothered by the fact that no one has ever sent me hate mail and now I am getting all of it and it’s pretty awesome tbh

     

  11. yeezus-fish:

    when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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    (via generalbooty)

    Tagged #slurs
     

  12. Anonymous said: HI MR MAYONNAISE YOU'RE A HUGE FCKIN NERD

    lmaooooo thanks

     

  13. bewbin:

    you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

    (via generalbooty)

    Tagged #Abigail
     
  14. khl0ekardashian:

    When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

    (Source: neilmobile, via generalbooty)

     

  15. jazz-mints:

    highlight of trip: a group of white people surrounding me chanting “5, 4, 3, 2, 1… MAYONNAISE!!”

    (via denofkai)